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A Guy Sent This Shocking Picture of His Girlfriend to His Mom, and Now The Internet’s Trying to Cover for Him

via: Twitter
We can only assume they’re for *ahem* personal use.
Maison’s Twitter followers obviously found the whole thing hilarious, but then they quickly stepped up to provide Maison with excuses for why he has ropes on his bed.
Nothing is going to impress your mom more than a girlfriend who is also a paratrooper. That’s such an impressive skill to have and is in no way embarrassing!