It’s a known fact that girls don’t burp, fart, poop, or stink– at all. Obviously, every girl is a paragon of perfect hygiene, a goddess existing above such foul conduct.
YEAH RIGHT. Girls are human, and humans of every gender are pretty darn gross. Hey, there’s no shame in it! Being gross doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with you. In fact, it probably means you’re comfortable in this weird meat sack of a body we all have to grapple with– and what’s more aspirational than that??
Whether they’re willing to admit it or not, most girls do some pretty disgusting stuff when they think no one’s looking. If you’re not prepared to deal with that, you should honestly stop reading now. But if you’re ready to learn some seriously dirty secrets… well, I warned you.
The infamous sniff test.
Sniffing your clothes to see if you can wear it one more time is part of being independent.
— AfricanGiant (@burnaboyarmy) September 27, 2018
Who among us has not stuffed their nose deep into the rankest armpit and crotch corners of day-old clothes to see if they’ve got another wear in ‘em?